Sober AF Vinyl Sticker
$4.00
+ $1.50 flat shipping
Yeah, you are. Bold script lettering, rich blue gradient, zero apologies. Stick it on your water bottle and watch people do a double-take. For the proudly, loudly, aggressively sober among us. No explanation needed, no defense required. Just vibes and sobriety.
QTY
1
- ★ 3 inch vinyl
- ★ Weatherproof
- ★ Dishwasher safe
- ★ Made in USA
- ★ Plain envelope (anonymity respected)
- ★ Ships in 1 to 2 days
Tested on water bottles, windshields, laptops, toolboxes, helmets, kayaks, one extremely loyal Hydroflask.
